Who are we?
We’re just two 30-something gals wasting some time and attempting to entertain the masses.
What are we doing?
Entertaining the masses by getting drunk and baking tasty things from other countries.
Why?
Because we already climbed a mountain together, and figured this project was WAY easier.
When did this all start?
The idea came about when we were drinking beer and being defeated by a handsome plate of nachos at a local pub. But we’ve been Drunk Baking for a couple of years now.
Why?
Booze, sugar and fire. What’s not to love!?
Are we doing this for money?
Errr… no. I mean, if you want to give us money, we won’t turn it down! But we’re just in this for… for…
Are we doing this for fame?
Is infamy the same as fame? Because if it is, then yes.
Are we doing this in an effort to gain early release from some institution?
Possibly…
So what’s the point of all this?
Honestly, it’s just fun.
Can I play too?
Have you SEEN the size of the kitchens we use!? Sadly, no. You cannot play along. And besides, we are in NO WAY condoning our actions. Remember when your mom used to say, ‘Do as I say, not as I do’? Well, that applies here, too.
Well that sucks.
Yah, we know. But we really do care about you, and want you to be safe! However, you can participate in other ways!
How, pray tell, can I participate?!
Well, we’re obviously always looking for new recipes and ideas, so feel free to send us a message! We’d love to use your idea if we can! Please note that we may get lots of emails and such, so if we don’t get back to you, or we don’t use your idea, please don’t be offended.
What’s the best way to contact you two freaks?
Email us at drunkbaking@gmail.com
You offended me with your stereotyping!
We’re sorry! We didn’t mean to, and we certainly try our best to avoid such situations!
I’m going to sue!
Dude. Have you READ the FAQ? We’re not doing this for money. Suing us would be really lame and a total waste of time.
But I need satisfaction!
Go volunteer somewhere, then. We can give you many great ideas for places to volunteer in your area. Just contact us at drunkbaking@gmail.com
That’s not the answer I was looking for!
There are not the droids you’re looking for.
Where was I? Oh yeah, I had a couple questions…
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeees?
How do you choose the country you’re going to get a recipe from?
In all honesty, we randomly jab our finger onto a map and that’s the starting point.
Who pays for all the booze and ingredients?
We do.
Are you professional bakers?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! …no.
Aren’t you afraid of getting food poisoning?
Not since we scrapped the DrunkenMeatCooking.com idea
Aren’t you afraid of getting burned?
Sure we are! But we’ll probably electrocute ourselves long before that happens. Did I ever tell you the time when Ali wanted to clean the beaters by running them in a sink full of water?
What?! That’s crazy!
I know.
Has Robyn done anything crazy like that?!
Oh, you have NO idea…
